Who said it: Jose Mourinho or Jesus Christ?
Jose Mourinho / Jesus

And following the FA Cup final, he was risen.

After previously leaving Chelsea in a blaze of seven-minute monologues, rat accusations and relegation concerns – Jose Mourinho has returned to the world of football as the new boss of Manchester United.

For many United fans, the charismatic Portuguese manager is being hailed as the saviour of Manchester. The man who can offer the light after a period of darkness.

This naturally got us thinking of who could match Jose’s adoration – with the only viable option being the Son of God.

Take our quiz and see if you can tell your genuine Bible quotes (with a little modern tweaking) from the Gospel according to Jose.


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